Saturday, March 5, 2011

Hypothetically Speaking

Last night, I had a dream that I was on a spaceship watching a news report about how the
ship I was currently occupying was about to be attacked by 20,000 turkeys. I think the premise of the dream may have stemmed from a blog post I wrote a few days prior to this.

When I woke up this morning, I was confused. After realizing that the stray feathers in my hair were merely the result of a hole in my down comforter, I was suddenly disappointed. and bored. So BORED. Have you seen how often I update my blog? That's how bored I am. I kind of wish I was on a spaceship about to be attacked by Thanksgiving's main course. I would really like for something exciting to occur, and soon.

Do you remember the game MASH? The game that 10- year-olds play when they can't pay attention in church? I remember I used to play with my cousins Danielle and Rachel every time we visited them. The main point of the game is to predict your life. Your house, your spouse, how many kids you'll have, etc... I was thinking about that and about how if I could have any life right now, it would go as follows:

I would live here:

Boston, MA. I don't really know why. I've never been there but I've always heard good things about it. It seems like a well-rounded place to live.

I would be a videographer/ film editor for these people:

I would reside in an apartment similar to this:

My pantry would always be stocked with these:

And at the end of the day, I would come home to the love of my life:

His name would be Max, short for Maxwell. He would be gigantic and cuddly and I would love him no matter how much he sheds.

Yes...that would be nice. Well, I'm off to the library.

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