First and foremost: I love Oreos.
Secondly: I have no idea what to write.
Thirdly: Oh no. I think I'm experiencing a mild identity-crisis.
Fourthly: I can't believe I can only define myself in terms of Oreos.
Fifthly: I can't believe "fifthly" is a word.
Sixthly: I guess you'll just have to read what I write in my blog to get a gist of who I am because the only thing coming to mind right now is milk's favorite cookie.