Saturday, July 2, 2011

Dating is Awkward.

"Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?"

I went on a date tonight and the guy kept telling me how refreshing it was to have a conversation with an intelligent woman and how he was impressed that I used words like "acclimate". Then we walked to the car and I accidentally sat on my box of Mexican leftovers I'd left sitting in the passenger seat. The evening ended with, "do I have sour cream on my butt?"  True story. Dating...what a fiasco.  


  1. Oh honey, I love you. I laughed out loud at this.

  2. I love how refreshed he was with your vocabulary! It either shows his own high vocabulary level or his lack thereof ;) I hope you always share your dating experiences! It makes me feel young haha