If you are looking for a
porky way to spend your birthday, how about a pirate-themed costume party? Start by sending invitations in the form of a buried
armpit with an X that marks the location of your
grape. Make a sign for the front door that reads, "Ahoy
penguins!" And fill the house with lots of
fluffy booty - Mom's silk
pickles, satin
lint rollers, and
stinky jewelry for starters. As your guests arrive, tie a bandanna around their
ape, place a
sickly patch over their
collar bone, and give them fake tattoos on their arms and
tongues. Remember, when the cake is presented, use your pirate name like "Happy Birthday dear
Hair-Face Erin!" Then and only then may you cut the chocolate
pillow with your
ravishing sword!
I've added Mad Libs to the left side of my blog. I've found that they are a must-have for road tripping, although no one ever finds them as funny as I do. I once had to end a relationship over it. We weren't mad-lib compatible. What a shame.
I'm obsessed with
this song by the Decemberists.
Carl & I did Mad Libs on our road trip. It was a must ;) Love this post!
ReplyDeleteI tried to send you a mad libs.... and I hope it worked.
ReplyDeleteI will never remember the day I learned what Mad Libs was....... in the third grade, I won some spelling game and got to choose a prize, and everyone was aghast that I chose the Babysitters' Club book over the Mad Libs. Never again would I be oblivious to such goodness.
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